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    Friday, September 17th, 2004
    7:32 am
    KYLE, WOULD YOU SUCK STAN'S DICK FOR 1,000,000,000,000,000 DOLLARS? AND I WOULD BE DEAD 4 EVER?
    Thursday, September 9th, 2004
    7:42 am


    Eh HEHHEHHEHE! Has anyone seen that Bebe whore? Damn, her and Kyle sure wanna fuck! HEHEHEHEHEH!

    So many Skanks... for me to do.


    JEWS SUCK BALLS THEY SUCK DICK, JUST LIKE STAN AND KYLE SUCK EACH OTHERS DICKS, STAN AND KYLE ARE GETTING MARRIED, SO THEY CAN FUCK EVERYDAY, KYLE IS THE BITCH AND STAN IS THE MAN, STAN RAMS KYLE AND KYLE TAKES IT.

    Wendy and Kyle,
    Sitting in a tree,
    fucking!

    HOW CAN EVERYOnE LOVE THE JEW?! IT's NOT FAIR!
    Tuesday, September 7th, 2004
    11:41 am
    KYLE!
    GODDAMNIT! That stupid Jew has to have EVERYTHING, now Wendy is gonna suck his dick. Kyle can't make sweet love before me! He just can't! I am gonna kick his fucking Jewish ass if he goes through with this.

    I'm making it oficial. I am hgonna have sex tommorrow, with that Bebe chick, I paid her 50 bucks ehe........

    HA HA HA HA FUCK YOU KYLE! I AM GONNA MAKE SWEET LOVE FIRST!

    Current Mood: bitchy
    Saturday, September 4th, 2004
    5:54 pm
    My First Lady!
    THIS IS MY KINDA GIRL! YEAH!

    5:49 pm
    STUFF ON KYLE!
    Look!

    HAHAHA! THAT'S KYLE IN 1 YEAR! HAHAHA!
    12:46 pm
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D HAPPY! :D:D:D
    Yay! I won and Kyle the FILTHY FUCKING GAYASS BUTTLICKING GOAT RAPING JEW DIDN'T! Oh course you, the students of south park elementry, will have to worship your god! Bwahahaha!

    Hmm, well Stan and Kyle, the two fags went to play football today and didn't let me come.. Goddamnit I hate Gay people!

    This just goes out to KYLE and JEWS everywhere!

    HA HA HA HA HA HA NA NA NA NA NA NA! CAN'T PUT A JEW IN OFFICE, HA HA HA HA HA HA
    Saturday, August 21st, 2004
    12:49 am
    Thursday, August 19th, 2004
    6:39 pm
    BUTTERS IS A BITCH!


    BUTTERS! TAKE IT! (Ps: I know you like it ; ) Maybe if you wanna be the rammer, invite dougie over..)
    7:53 am
    Wednesday, August 18th, 2004
    7:22 pm
    KYLE DOES BUTTERS
    EW, AFter I barfed my lunch up, I posted this

    4:44 pm
    :'(


    STAN IS A GAY RAPIST!
    1:10 pm
    Haha
    Here is a picture, I made it.

    Post it everywhere you go.
    Tuesday, August 17th, 2004
    5:18 pm
    Rhyme
    Rhyme Time!

    Hickory Dickory Dum,
    Kyle's dick goes up stan's bum,
    He rams his ass,
    Cums wets it fast,
    Hickory Dickory Dum.

    AHAHAHA! VOTE ME! A NON JEW!
    Sunday, August 15th, 2004
    7:14 pm
    HAHAHAHA!
    KYLE IS A BUTT SUCKER HE SCREWS PIP!
    7:02 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA!
    Kyle's Penis is VERY Small
    Saturday, August 14th, 2004
    11:05 pm
    Hahah! My new song!
    KYLE HAS BAD GAS DO nOT VOTE 4 HIM
    11:02 pm
    HIYA!
    KYLE IS A JEW
    STAN IS A FAG
    BUTTERS SUCKS
    KENNY IS GAY


    I AM CARTMAN! I KICK ASS!
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